Me. Myself. & David.
A Navajo man walks into a bar, knowing he doesn’t have enough money to buy a drink. The bartender tells him “I’ll give you a drink on the house if… you can use these words in one sentence: LIVER and CHEESE!”
The Navajo man says “LIVER alone CHEESE mine!”
Navajo word of the day “mustache” Someone called the Navajo police. Now we mustache the beer. Yah di Lah.